Monday, August 11, 2008

Its a shirt, not my Pyjamas

I dont wear pyjamas. The cake crumbs get caught in them.

This is a Hanger (geddit?) and home.

I've lowered the tone again, havent I..... I'll get my coat.


  1. oh, and re: naked cake-eating:
    cons: crumbs are lost between the rolls of fat on my ponderous belly.
    pros: this extra storage place is quite handy if anyone is hungry for late-night snacks.

  2. Wha- iit a minute. Are you saying that there's sex after marriage?

  3. no, good god i didn't mean to give that impression! by 'anyone' i meant 'dog' and by 'dog' i mean 'lulu', whose breath is usually minty fresh from eating her own poo.