oh, and re: naked cake-eating: cons: crumbs are lost between the rolls of fat on my ponderous belly. pros: this extra storage place is quite handy if anyone is hungry for late-night snacks.
no, good god i didn't mean to give that impression! by 'anyone' i meant 'dog' and by 'dog' i mean 'lulu', whose breath is usually minty fresh from eating her own poo.
ha!
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pros: this extra storage place is quite handy if anyone is hungry for late-night snacks.
Wha- iit a minute. Are you saying that there's sex after marriage?
ReplyDeleteno, good god i didn't mean to give that impression! by 'anyone' i meant 'dog' and by 'dog' i mean 'lulu', whose breath is usually minty fresh from eating her own poo.
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